ChickenPie: Mommy, I'm eating kid gum.
Me: (knowing we don't have gum) Oh yeah? Hee hee. What kind? (Looking at her chewing) Wait, what are you chewing? (I am concerned now)
ChickenPie: (swallows) I swallowed it.
Me: What was it?
ChickenPie: Kid Gum.
Me: Where did you get it?
ChickenPie: My Nose.
(Teenager rolls on the floor convulsing with laughter.)
Me: (knowing we don't have gum) Oh yeah? Hee hee. What kind? (Looking at her chewing) Wait, what are you chewing? (I am concerned now)
ChickenPie: (swallows) I swallowed it.
Me: What was it?
ChickenPie: Kid Gum.
Me: Where did you get it?
ChickenPie: My Nose.
(Teenager rolls on the floor convulsing with laughter.)
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