From the mouths of babes...

ChickenPie: "Boys have hair all over their bodies, except for their heads." Sorry, Honey. I just have to laugh out loud at that one!

EPISODE 98767654, in "HOW KIDS ARE FUN"

‎ChickenPie: Mommy, I'm eating kid gum.
Me: (knowing we don't have gum) Oh yeah? Hee hee. What kind? (Looking at her chewing) Wait, what are you chewing? (I am concerned now)
ChickenPie: (swallows) I swallowed it.
Me: What was it?
ChickenPie: Kid Gum.
Me: Where did you get it?
ChickenPie: My Nose.
(Teenager rolls on the floor convulsing with laughter.)

Super Powers

ChickenPie: I put super powers on that baby monster. [referring to
Sassafras]

Me: Oh yeah? What kind of super powers did you put on her?

ChickenPie: Pink.

[The favorite super power of every three-year-old girl.]

Preschooler Songs

ChickenPie, while sitting in the tub this morning, sang, "Old McDonald had a farm, and Bingo was his name-oh, E-I-O, E-I-O..." I giggled and giggled over the mix of the two songs. Almost-Three-Year-Olds are endlessly entertaining.